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Flood Average Customer Review: Audio CD (05 January, 1990) list price: $17.98 -- our price: $13.99 (price subject to change: see help) US | Canada | United Kingdom | Germany | France Editorial Review TMBG has always been a great reason for math and computer science majors to add a real rock album to their collection of John Williams and Weird Al records--and Flood is a bacchanalian celebration of dorkiness. Lifting off from their previous album, Lincoln, which was a sort of transitional hit-or-miss, Flood is a soaring, catchy sing-along album destined for people who love quoting Monty Python sketches. Try not singing the words to "Particle Man," "Istanbul (Not Constantinople)," or "Birdhouse in your Soul." (Apparently, "Particle Man" was so catchy that the song was later used as a sing-along in a cartoon show for children.) Combining a book-smart, funny love of history, junk culture, and film noir, this is the album to own. Put it on loud, sing along, and dance very, very badly. --Todd Levin ... Read more Reviews (133)
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Maroon Average Customer Review: Audio CD (12 September, 2000) list price: $11.98 -- our price: $11.98 (price subject to change: see help) US | Canada | United Kingdom | Germany | France Editorial Review Cleverness is a delicate thing: go too far and it becomes self-parody; bury it too deep and it will be interpreted literally. Toronto's Barenaked Ladies have been walking this tightrope through five albums and, on their sixth, they continue to balance smirking social commentary with genuine emotion. The Ladies make their digs both lyrically and musically. "Conventioneers" unfurls the story of two people who relinquish their office-place sexual tension at a convention where a game of Scrabble over drinks leads to the bathtub, the bed, and the inevitable morning-after regret. Set in a lights-down-low groove, we all get a good snicker at the expense of two lonely suits. Likewise, "Go Home" commands a wandering-eyed country boy to return to his woman in a hearty, twangy romp. The disc is fleshed out with the band's dense, XTC-influenced jangle rock. This is the stuff that pasty, hopelessly undersexed white males drum up, half-delirious after endless Saturday-night binges on Dr. Who and Fawlty Towers marathons. It's self-righteous, verbose, and frustrated, yet defensively cautious enough to mask the lurking bitterness in terribly pleasant, melodious pop. --Beth Massa ... Read more Features Reviews (192)
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Bargainville Average Customer Review: Audio CD (08 February, 1994) list price: $9.98 -- our price: $9.98 (price subject to change: see help) US | Canada | United Kingdom | Germany | France Reviews (48)
You have never heard of this band before.You were just browsing around on-line and you came across this page.Or you heard the name "somewhere", you can't remember where, and you came here to check it out. You're desperately searching for that next album you can fall hopelessly in love with.You want to learn all the words.You want to sing them at the top of your voice.You want an album that you can hardly even listen to *without* singing along. You want to find your new favorite band.You want them to have a deep back catalog from which you can slowly but surely fill out your collection, and you want to be shocked over and over again with each additional disc you buy to find that you love it as much as the first. You're sick to death of artists who got famous based on their hipness, their image.Shouldn't musicians have to have *talent* to sell records?, you lament.You don't necessarily want a band to be dorky, but you want them to not care whether you think they're dorky or not, and just make great music. You may or may not be a fan of They Might Be Giants, but you've heard their more "quirky" songs, and you aren't put off by them. You love the Beatles. You don't want "epic soundscapes" or "phat beats" or any kind of soulless genre exercise. You hunger for the kind of band where every song they release is unique and special and worthy of your love. Maybe you're six years old.Maybe you're sixty. I think you know where this is going. Moxy Fruvous is the band you're looking for!And Bargainville is their best album.It's an excellent cross-section of all the many things that make them a truly great band. I cannot believe that music like this can be had for ...bucks.
This album is the high point for the band.The album is much more raw than their later efforts and delivers a very clean sound that will be unique to most listeners. The highlight of this album, like ALL Fruvous albums, is the bands wonderful vocal arrangements.Every song on the album features all four of the members' voices singing some of the best harmonies you'll hear in modern music. Pick up this album.You'll not be disappointed. ... Read more Asin: B000002IXP |
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Weezer Average Customer Review: Audio CD (10 May, 1994) list price: $13.98 -- our price: $9.99 (price subject to change: see help) US | Canada | United Kingdom | Germany | France Editorial Review There's a classic episode of The Little Rascals where one of the gang can't join everybody else on the ballfield because he has to stay home with his younger brother, who has the croup. "I can't come out and play," he whines. "I've got to stay home and grease Wheezer!" Nobody at Geffen Records knows whether this was the inspiration in naming Weezer, but it makes sense. Like many of their peers, the members of the Los Angeles quartet seem to have spent their formative years in front of the TV; when they were a little older, they were just as entranced by college rock. Finally, ala the Rascals, one of the gang said, "Hey, kids, let's put on a show!," and the result is Weezer's uplifting, unpretentious, and extremely endearing debut. The self-titled Weezer is lean and mean at 10 short, punchy tunes, but nearly every one is powered by a larger-than-life chorus or a simple but effective lyric. "Undone-The Sweater Song" uses an unraveling sweater as a metaphor for a relationship on the rocks; "Buddy Holly" pays heartfelt tribute to the '50s rocker, and "In the Garage" paints a scene of suburban teens jamming while surrounded by posters of Kiss. Producer Ric Ocasek of Cars fame pushes the vocals and rhythm guitars, and this bare-bones approach may earn comparisons to fellow garage-pop band Green Day. But Weezer has more in common with the late, lamented Big Dipper, another group of slacker wiseguys that you just had to love. --Jim DeRogatis ... Read more Reviews (444)
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The Three Stooges Average Customer Review: Audio CD (10 October, 1995) list price: $6.98 -- our price: $6.98 (price subject to change: see help) US | Canada | United Kingdom | Germany | France Reviews (10)
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Running With Scissors Average Customer Review: Audio CD (29 June, 1999) list price: $17.98 -- our price: $13.99 (price subject to change: see help) US | Canada | United Kingdom | Germany | France Editorial Review The king of pop parodies returns with another zany collection of tunes that poke fun at pop culture. There are a handful of undeniably funny moments--notably "The Saga Begins," which pairs the tune to Don McLean's horrendously sentimental "American Pie" with the plot to the first Star Wars prequel, and a fun, nonstop-dancing polka medley of late-'90s hits that starts with the Spice Girls and ends with Semisonic. Overall, Running with Scissors is well-executed and actually humorous, but the material is a day late and a dollar short. "Pretty Fly for a Rabbi" is funny once, maybe, but the majority of the disc consists of tepid takes on yesterday's news; the best jokes are devoted to Jerry Springer, Eddie Vedder, the Swing craze, and this place called Silicon Valley where they make computers. Why didn't someone tell Weird Al that a parody of Nine Inch Nails' lifeless industrial pop would have already sounded dated in 1995? It must be hard to stay on top of all the current trends and parody them as they happen, but that is something that Weird Al has done in the past, and perhaps will do again. --Mike McGonigal ... Read more Reviews (442)
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Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics Average Customer Review: Audio CD (23 November, 1999) list price: $9.98 -- our price: $9.98 (price subject to change: see help) US | Canada | United Kingdom | Germany | France Editorial Review Those degenerate cousins of Beavis and Butt-head have issued a predictable hash of 18 X-rated holiday songs for fans only. Rude, crude, outrageous outhouse humor certain to offend anyone who doesn't know South Park from the North Pole, these bellicose brats lambaste Hindus, Shintoists, and those of other faiths for not celebrating Christmas and remind us all that we'll one day be "Dead Dead Dead" (so enjoy each and every Christmas!). In between scattered bits of genuine holiday snippets, there's poop fixations ("Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo"), Jewish obsessions ("The Lonely Jew at Christmas" and "Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel"), "The Most Offensive Song Ever" (the Mary and Joseph story told, in part), and the sexual entendres of "What the Hell Child Is This?" Funny stuff? Maybe only if you tune in regularly and know that they frequently kill Kenny. And that's a big maybe. --Martin Keller ... Read more Features Reviews (61)
Get the party started with the classic early 50s version that started the whole phenomenon, Mr. Hankey the Christmas Pooh.If that doesn't get you in the South Park Christmas spirit, Mr. Garrison's energetic rendition of Merry F'ing Christmas will - unless you're one of those dirty heathens who don't celebrate the season.You'll join Mr. Hat in applauding this modern classic.Let's not forget the true meaning of Christmas, though - close your eyes and listen to Eric Cartman's beautiful version of Oh Holy Night - you can almost hear the angels' uh, something.Juan Swartz and the South Park Children's Choir try to bring you down by pointing out how we will all someday be Dead, Dead, Dead, but leave it to Mr. Mackey to get the eggnog nogging again with his beautiful Carol of the Bells, mmmkay.It's important we don't forget all the little Jewish children (even though Kyle's Mom has a history of ruining Christmas for everyone else), for, as Kyle Broslofski sings, it's hard to be The Lonely Jew on Christmas.For everyone else, though, it's a blast.Heck, even Shelly Marsh takes the time to sing the ditty-like I Saw Three Ships, although Stan and his turd friends don't make it easy for her.Then Stan Marsh and Wendy Testaburger team up to sing It Happened in Sun Valley. It's time to get serious now, though.Who isn't moved to tears by Adolf Hitler's heartfelt rendition of O Tannenbaum?Even Satan is moved by it, ushering in Christmas Time in Hell; soon the Kennedys, Hitler, Mao Tse-tung, and even Michael Landon are joining in the South Park Christmas spirit.But it's time to return our focus to the reason for the season.Chef emerges to lay down a smooth groove on his beautiful rendition of that beloved Christmas classic, What the Hell Child is This?Of course, you can't have a Christmas album without the song Santa Claus is On His Way, sung the way only Mr. Hankey can sing it.Then Eric Cartman reminds us that Christmas isn't Christmas without a Swiss Colony Beef Log, and he really rocks the house when he decks the halls with boughs of Swiss Colony.At this point, the South Park Children's Choir returns to sing Hark the Herald Angels Sing - they don't sound like angels, I'm afraid.But what of poor Kyle?He's fine, playing Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel - this is a great medley featuring the entire Broslofski family along with Eric and Stan.The next track sort of speaks for itself, in a muffled sort of way, as Mr. Hankey and Kenny McCormick team up to sing the Most Offensive Xmas Song Ever.After Mr. Ose sings We Three Kings, Mr. Hankey, Stan, Kyle, and Eric close out the album with perennial favorite Have a Merry Little Christmas. Obviously, if you are easily offended or have never understood what South Park is all about, you won't enjoy this album.They put that Explicit Lyrics sticker on there for a reason, you know.Those who can't stomach hilarious irreverence in their Christmas celebrations may in fact, after hearing this album, start some kind of anti-South Park campaign, so I would have to implore such people (and you know who you are) from listening to Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics.Let all the rest of us have our harmless little fun. ... Read more Asin: B000034DII |
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Brak Presents The Brak Album Starring Brak Average Customer Review: Audio CD (14 March, 2000) list price: $13.98 -- our price: $13.98 (price subject to change: see help) US | Canada | United Kingdom | Germany | France Editorial Review In the sometimes-twisted world of cartoons, Brak seems to fall someplace between Ren & Stimpy and South Park. Not quite as gross as the former and nowhere near as foul-mouthed as the latter, Valdemar H. Guerta (a.k.a. Brak) climbed to stardom on the back--or slippery ether--of his costar Space Ghost. Now the Brakster has gathered some truly unusual (and unexpected) guests for his first album. Like an audio nightmare cartoon gross-out of the skull, The Brak Album trots out many of his most obese obsessions: "Rock Candy" (great for causing cavities, as Brak duly points out), "Magic Toenail," "Big Fat Squid," "We Like Girls," and... well, you get the picture. Ireland's Chieftains appear here with "I'll Tell Me Ma," while WCW World Heavyweight wrestler Diamond Dallas Page does a cameo with "Evil Is Only Skin Deep." But it's Freddie Prinze Jr. on "Highway 40" who seems an even odder special guest than the Irish minstrels and the canvas crusher. Throw in the Brakettes and a backing band eager to funk it up and you've got a kids' record that redefines "weird" for today's Brakhead (and tomorrow's next generation of good, all-American citizens).--Martin Keller ... Read more Reviews (23)
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Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack Average Customer Review: Audio CD (04 May, 1999) list price: $13.98 -- our price: $11.99 (price subject to change: see help) US | Canada | United Kingdom | Germany | France Editorial Review The Star Wars cycle, George Lucas's stellar pop parable cum merchandising blitzkrieg, has long since made history as an unparalleled cinematic-cultural-marketing phenomena; somewhere Billy Jack should be in one envious, ass-kickin' mood. Phantom Menace, easily the most eagerly anticipated film of the '90s, returns to the saga's roots and allows Lucas to flesh out the history of some of the fable's core characters and conjure up a dazzling new cast of cohorts, antagonists, and alien realms for them to interact with and in. Thus, all composer John Williams had to do was essentially reinvent the world's most popular wheel. The film-scoring legend has admirably risen to that daunting challenge, delivering an inventive score whose dynamics should surprise and delight even the most ardent SW fanatic. The Main Title and a few oh-so-sparing bars of a familiar Jedi theme are all that remains from the original trilogy's lexicon, Williams having evolved the saga's musical language, stylistic reach, and orchestral palette with masterful subtlety. The composer's most ambitious surprise is the welcome addition of strong choral elements, which he uses in ways both majestic ("Duel of the Fates") and menacing ("Passage Through the Planet's Core"). And though the film revolves around a young boy (Anakin Skywalker, who will grow to be both corrupted and redeemed as Darth Vader), the only flirtation with cloying sentimentality comes with the innocently loping "Jar Jar's Introduction." In the tradition of the Cantina and Max Rebo's Band of the previous trilogy, Williams and Lucas close out this musical installment with "Augie's Municipal Band," a Carnivale-esque romp that segues grandly into the composer's swelling title music. Williams may be the master of a grand scoring tradition, but Phantom Menace is gratifying evidence that he seldom plays it safe--even when the Force is with him. --Jerry McCulley ... Read more Features Reviews (379)
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This Is Spinal Tap Average Customer Review: Audio CD (29 August, 2000) list price: $13.98 -- our price: $13.98 (price subject to change: see help) US | Canada | United Kingdom | Germany | France Editorial Review One of the greatest ironies surrounding This Is Spinal Tap is that it's actually better than many of the recordings it parodies. Songs like "Tonight I'm Gonna Rock You Tonight," "Hell Hole," "Heavy Duty," and even "Stonehenge" are fun, 1980s-style rockers that any closet hair-band fan will enjoy, and "Sex Farm" and "Big Bottom" are simply hilarious by any standard. There's also the hippie-drippy "Listen to Me (the Flower People)" (even funnier if you've seen Rob Reiner's film of the same title), although Michael McKean and Christopher Guest singing "Cry, Cry, Cry All the Way Home" is sadly absent. The CD does lose some of its entertainment value if you haven't seen the film, but its mix of comedy and unabashed pop metal makes it the perfect party album. --Genevieve Williams ... Read more Features Reviews (55)
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The Number of the Beast Average Customer Review: Audio CD (29 September, 1998) list price: $21.49 US | Canada | United Kingdom | Germany | France Editorial Review Throughout the 1980s, a damning generalization held true: British metal was essentially working man's food, loosely descended from biker-meets and Northern pubs; whereas, in the States, it was an outgrowth of stadium rock, which traditionally subordinated substance to spectacle. Plug-ugly and cartoonishly morbid, Iron Maiden were typical of the Brit effort, since they effectively emphasized a driving, no-nonsense approach to the music. Among metal aficionados, this album ranks as one of the defining moments of the entire genre. Of the eight songs here--including Maiden classics like "Run to the Hills" and the title track--only "Gangland" falls flat, though it's immediately overshadowed by "Hallowed Be Thy Name," acknowledged by many as this band's apotheosis. --Andrew McGuire ... Read more Features Reviews (90)
Maiden classics abound on this album and half the songs are still played at their live shows to this day. 'Run to the Hills', 'Hallowed be Thy Name' and the infamous title track with the ominous Bible quotation to start it off have all become Maiden staples to worldwide fans. 'The Prisoner' was always a personal favorite of mine. On this newly remastered album, a new song has been added, 'Total Eclipse' previously only released in England as a B side. First time I heard this song was years ago on Iron Maiden's home video '12 Years Wasted', an excellent history of the band including live clips and interviews, but that is another review.
Invaders- its sounds really good until you get to the refrain which almost ruins the song with the chesesy riff. Also the lyrics are weak. I like the heavy sound though. - B Children of the Damned- one of the best..I like its slow start up to the clashing refrain..Bruce's vocals are unbelievable..a masterpiece- A+ The Prisoner- the intro is interesting and memorable and so is the rest of the song which is quite different from their other songs. The chorus is very good but perhaps it goes on too long?- A 22 Acacia Avenue- an awesome tale of a tramp..I still think there's a screw up at the 50 sec. mark though.- A+ The Number of the Beast- another classic and the guitars in the middle are amazing- A+ Run to the Hills- the riff in the beginning is great and so is the chorus however the song will tire with repeated listens.- A- Gangland- whats everyones problem with this song? Not bad by any means but not the best either- B Total Eclipse- the suprise of the album this song is crazy..one of the best on the album and the end is surely the best- A Hallowed be thy Name- the climax of Bruce's vocals. The finisher and their biggest masterpiece.- A+ There is no way any metal fan should not own this album. Why the band never got as popular as Metallica is an enigma to me. Buy it now even if its hard to find. ... Read more Asin: B00000BKDU |
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Space Ghost's Surf & Turf: With 22 Tiki-Torched Tunes Average Customer Review: Audio CD (18 August, 1998) list price: $18.98 -- our price: $18.98 (price subject to change: see help) US | Canada | United Kingdom | Germany | France Editorial Review The third offering from Space Ghost and company, this disc closely follows the format of Cartoon Planet, the cult-favorite variety show that runs on the Cartoon Network. There are songs galore, though few of them are outright parodies; rather, most take their cues from popular styles and filter them through the goofily surreal sensibilities of Cartoon Planet. The loopy Brak sings about his Hawaiian vacation and raps about Zorak in "Fight the Power Bands" (in which Space Ghost cheerfully chimes in with "Tell it, mack daddy!"), while the lovably gruff Zorak offers a Nirvana homage on "Nasty" ("I call Space Ghost a big baboon / I oughta be spanked, and it oughta be soon"), and apes the Cops theme song on "Bad Bug" ("I'm an evil mantis who won't be kind / I'll shoot my laser at your big behind"). It's not as strong as Space Ghost's Musical Bar-B-Que--there's a little too much filler among this album's 36 tracks. --Randy Silver ... Read more Reviews (33)
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Jukebox Heroes: The Foreigner Anthology Average Customer Review: Audio CD (15 August, 2000) list price: $31.98 -- our price: $31.98 (price subject to change: see help) US | Canada | United Kingdom | Germany | France Editorial Review From the late '70s to the late '80s, Foreigner put together a string ofcommercial hit singles and albums, and they're all here on this Rhino Recordscompilation. Such platinum hits as "Double Vision," "Cold as Ice," "Feels likethe First Time," and the one and only "Hot Blooded" are but 4 of the 39 songsfeatured on this anthology. In addition, several Spooky Tooth (Mick Jones andGary Wright) songs are included, as well as some solo material from Lou Gramm. Hardworking, journeyman British guitarist Mick Jones and American vocalist LouGramm hit upon a formula for success and proceeded to churn out hit after hit.The precedent for the group's sound had been set previously by such Britishblues/rock bands asLedZeppelinand Free.Simple, riff-oriented melodies sung with gruff sincerity and swagger (suggestiveof the great American black soul singers), matched up with a sledgehammer rockbeat and short, to-the-point, electric guitar solos, were just what teens fromthat period wanted to hear. Fellow British cohorts Bad Company also were miningthe same vein (although with less success): sexy love songs sung with some grit,merging British pop sensibilities with a hint of black sensuality. Of course,the plodding predictability of these songs became their downfall, too, asForeigner were one of several hit machines from that period tagged as "corporaterock," which helped foster the punk and New Wave "revolutions." Although it's easy in hindsight to deride groups like Foreigner, it's crucial tojudge them on their own terms. Mick Jones just wanted "to fuse an attention tomelody with some hefty rock stuff, hoping it would stand up next to a Zeppelinor Traffic or a Free record and hold its own. That's the standard I have toreach." From that standpoint, they succeeded and more, as their lifelong fansundoubtedly would agree. --Wally Shoup ... Read more Reviews (20)
First of all, the pros. THIS IS THE MOST COMPLETE FOREIGNER COMPILATION OUT THERE, PERIOD. Headknocker, Starrider, and At War With The World, three of my favorite Foreigner songs that were never hits, CAN BE FOUND HERE! Every one of the band's big hits can be found here (Feels Like The First Time, Cold As Ice, Long Long Way From Home, Double Vision, Blue Morning Blue Day, Hot Blooded, Dirty White Boy, Head Games, Urgent, Juke Box Hero, Waiting For A Girl Like You, and I Want To Know What Love Is.) All these hits are in original release order. If you're a casual fan and you want more than single disc compilations offer, but don't want to get all of the band's albums, this probably won't fail to please. Sadly, this anthology ain't perfect. The title is somewhat deceiving. It's called the FOREIGNER anthology, and yet we get some Lou Gramm solo tracks and some Spooky Tooth (the band Mick Jones was in previously) tracks. These aren't bad songs, but they don't belong in a Foreigner anthology. Likewise, there is WAY TOO MUCH emphasis on the band's post-4 material. Foreigner, like Chicago, had become somewhat of a "predictable ballad machine" by the tame the eighties rolled around. But the biggest flaw of all? MANY TRACKS ARE EDITS! Why not just ditch the Spooky Tooth and Lou Gramm solo tracks and put on the full-length versions? Is that so much to ask? This is a good anthology overall, but if you're a casual fan and nothing more, the single-disc Complete Greatest Hits compilation will probably be enough. But if it isn't, shell out the extra cash for this, and you probably won't regret it. ... Read more Asin: B00004UEIU |
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